i live in a house with five bedrooms. my bestfriend is a russian communist. i can say "i love you" in seven languages, but i don't mean it any of them. i'm never happy with my hair, unless my mum has told me it looks like shit. i like girls. i dislike most males. i make friends with ugly boys and pretty girls. sex is more of a sport to me than a hobby. i like triangles, and i like dub. weed and watching takeshi's castle are just things we do on weekends. don't ask me what i'm like because i will only reply 'asian.'